I have no idea of what I’m doing

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mentallyrecovering
mentallyrecovering

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Yaaa…okay let me count..1…2…3… 😂

beardedmrbean

It does say approximately, which is good since I can't count that high.

oldbutstillimmature

as a kid I would make pompoms

mentallyrecovering

Same!!! But now I hate them on hats it always ruins In the wash after awhile

oldbutstillimmature

Are you supposed to wash your hats?!

mentallyrecovering

Up north ya cus it gets snow on them. And then if you sweat over dressed with coats in winter

oldbutstillimmature

… I have always given my flap-ear chapka the « you dry my sweat away » treatment… Though most of the year I do not have to worry about snow, and a lot more about rain.

mentallyrecovering

To be honest I’m not a “my clothes need to be pristine” type of person. I wear my clothes more than once as long as I didn’t sweat. Why wear leggings after every wear. And in winter I wear and undershirt so I wear it for a couple days.

My hats could be washed more…but meh

oldbutstillimmature

Ah NO! My underclothing needs to change every day. But on the other hand I have gone a full year without washing my bathrobe once in the past

I know of no hat of mine that has been washed

My fencing gear (very sweat inducing sport) gets washed around 4 times a year I would gage, but that is because washing it makes it decay faster, and it is not a cheap piece of clothing

Once a year, in autumn I will help my family by running through woods on a hunting day to have wild boars exit, and help carry wild boars afterwards. My winter mantle perpetually smells like pine trees and wild boar

aside from that I also have aquired the skills to shave and brush my teeth… I hope you are proud of me

mentallyrecovering
mentallyrecovering

image

Yaaa…okay let me count..1…2…3… 😂

beardedmrbean

It does say approximately, which is good since I can't count that high.

oldbutstillimmature

as a kid I would make pompoms

mentallyrecovering

Same!!! But now I hate them on hats it always ruins In the wash after awhile

oldbutstillimmature

Are you supposed to wash your hats?!

mentallyrecovering

Up north ya cus it gets snow on them. And then if you sweat over dressed with coats in winter

oldbutstillimmature

… I have always given my flap-ear chapka the « you dry my sweat away » treatment… Though most of the year I do not have to worry about snow, and a lot more about rain.

Maybe my behaviour can be explained by the fact that washing rainproof clothing is the best way to make them lose their impermeability Yeah that must be it there’s no way it’s simply because I’m a disgusting elongated smear of corporal residues Hey I know worse than me I’ve met people of who I thought I could bake fries with the grease they had in their hair
mylordshesacactus
animentality

Watching reddit refugees and native tumblrinas intermingle is like that scene from the Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, where all the lions realize that the only thing that separates them is mud and they shouldn't fight because they're family.

Except the mud is crippling social anxiety and the family is a rotting capitalist system that ruined both our respective sites, but in different ways.

hakuna matata.

oldbutstillimmature

I don’t like this, it sounds like invisible ballerinas from tumblr are waltzing around me observing me. Seen what I have seen here up till now this is really scary.

But instead of mud I would throw flour; the traditional ingredient to reveal fairies and other invisible beings is that why the french throw flour at their politicians?
omahdon
lyridmeteorshower

Tumblr Migration 2: Reddit Boogaloo

We all know about the Twitter immigrants, but there seems to be radio silence on what's happening now with Reddit users from certain subreddits doing a similar thing.

What's happening?

Reddit is restricting their API later this month and killing off third-party apps. An AMA (Ask Me Anything) with the CEO Steve Hoffman was held and it was clear that he would continue with the changes.

In protest, thousands of subreddits across the site are planning to go dark for 48 hours on June 12th. Some are planning to continue indefinitely until the changes are reversed.

Okay, so how does this affect Tumblr?

Some subreddits (mainly queer and left-leaning meme ones, don't worry too much about Reddit Atheists™ overrunning us) are encouraging their users to jump ship to our beloved - and beloathed - hellsite. There will be another influx of new users and many will be unfamiliar with how the site works.

What do us Tumblr users do?

Show them how to use the site; introduce them to the site's culture, tell them to reblog shit and curate their dashboard. Sorta like how we welcomed Twitter users back when they flocked here. Kungpowpenising optional.

I'm new from Reddit, what do I do here?

CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AND BANNER TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DEFAULT BECAUSE THIS SITE IS FILLED WITH BOTS AND YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR ONE. This is the FIRST thing you should do after getting a blog.

Other folks can help you with stuff like curating your dashboard or creating sideblogs (or you can look shit up) but please, PLEASE just give yourself an icon and reblog some stuff so people don't mistake you for a bot

saltyflump

This is one of the first posts I've seen after trying to look at Tumblr again, so I've decided to head their advice and reblog this. I don't even know what a reblog is but I'll find out in time. It's a learning process

lyridmeteorshower

a reblog is what you just did! it's similar to a retweet on twitter and it's the main way things spread on tumblr

oldbutstillimmature

adding to the chain, learning, evolving

soon you will find me in the tumblrplumbing feeding on cyberrats I hope I will not be one who feeds on users and impersonates it’s victims